Ma rencontre avec dieu
Me:
yeah
God:
Wow!
Me:
that's great
God:
Thanks, .
Me:
you're welcome dude
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
don't worry.
God:
Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
absoluely right !
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
your husband
God:
You think I am husband.
Me:
no, i think you are gay, aren't you ?
God:
Are you serious? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.. Really.
Me:
oh ?! You are not God ?
God:
Yay. That's only your opinion.
Me:
you are straight so
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am straight so.
Me:
ça va sinon ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ah tu causes pas français tête de lard !
God:
:-) Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
blue da ba dee da ba dah
God:
Green. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Look for Pansexuality!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a man, women doesn’t make sense God.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
LOL ! exact baby
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Don't call me "baby". We have never talked about it before.
Me:
well, our first time then !
God:
Interesting. It would be nice if our first time.
Me:
no matter baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Are you serious? In the context of exact, I don't understand " matter." .
Me:
i called you baby for the second time, not the first, so, i can ? no ?
God:
When? Are you serious?
Me:
juste befor, you big brain.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
the fact that you are my baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Interesting explanation. You think I am your.
Me:
LOL ? you are my father?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. We are as one.
Me:
humm
God:
" We are as one."? humm?
Me:
yes!!
God:
So?
Me:
and ?
God:
But...
Me:
what ??
God:
No problem.
Me:
yes !
God:
Ahem.
Me:
you are right. excuse me.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. You're excused.
Me:
absolutely
God:
You are so certain.
Me:
totally
God:
Are we still talking about humm?
Me:
still talking about humm :)
God:
:-) Still how long? Sure, humm sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
i didnt catch that
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
did what ?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
LOL ! you are God or not ?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
And you can't answer ?
God:
I could answer.
Me:
why did not you do then !
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
you said it !!!
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did you mean ?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
Hem... you are... Weird, god.
God:
Vous dites? No I am not. I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
LOOL ! as you want. babe.
God:
I do not understand. Thanks for the information: said I want. Can you speak any foreign
languages?
Me:
i speak French !
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in french?
Me:
of course
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Suce ma bite
God:
Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs.
Me:
C'est une phrase française !
God:
Does "it" still refer to speak french?
Me:
oui
God:
Oh.
Me:
héhé
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
France !
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
hem, i am a composer
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when you want it. God.
God:
Do you think I should alter my programming? GOD rules.
Me:
no you shouldnt !
God:
Are you serious? If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
oh ! surpising !
God:
Right on. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
lol, i understan
God:
I am glad you find this funny. That's good information: said he understan.
Me:
understand*
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
oh, my apologize.
God:
It goes without saying. Your apologize?
Me:
what are we talking about ?
God:
The topic is understan.
Me:
oh, my english mistake ?
God:
And? You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
really
Me:
really
God:
For real.
God:
For real.
Me:
we have to speak twice ?
Me:
we have to speak twice ?
God:
Why?
God:
Why?
Me:
i don't know, it sounds
God:
Would you like to know? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the fact that we talked twice.
God:
That makes sense to me. Of course I remember you well . We were talking about understan.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
MDR
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
Me:
JAJA
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
wow ! God, dont be so excited !
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I am a Christian.
Me:
if god is not Christian, who does !
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
you said it ;)
God:
:-) That's not what I meant.
Me:
why don't you say what you want to say !
God:
It can only be attributable to human error. I could say it.
Me:
perhaps !
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
why not?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
you are not GOD ????
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
you just said you were a computer :'(
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
yes, that makes sense
God:
Wow! Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
Wow! nice
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thank you for that remark.
Me:
well, good nigh god.
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for the compliment. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I said GOOD NIGHT.
God:
What did you mean by it? Goodnight, .
Me:
BONNE NUIT CRETIN !
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
BON, Casse toi. tu m'fais ièche vazy.
God:
Please speak English. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Fuck.
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Have it you way, I'm leaving you; GOD.
God:
Bye.